Turtle Soup101
Männlich, 46y
46 Jahre alt, Männlich

just ask .Dont bother talking to me if your entire profile is nothing but song lyrics. If you can't even think of something to say in this tiny box, I doubt you can keep my attention for more than 20 seconds anyway. Do us both a favor. Dont bother if you: are married (if your hubby cant trust you, why would I?), dont have all of your teeth, your profile pic is of you and a room full of "smoke," yOu TYpe lIkE ThIs, or if youre opening line is where do i know you from? Oh...and if your username includes any or all of the following, dont even bother: hottie,sexy,babygirl,or lonely! Seriously, I wont even answer. Im a guy who Has been told hes the funniest person around, laughs for no reason, cares what you think but youll never know it, loves& values a lot of things you wouldnt understand, assumes youre a complete douchebag until you prove me wrong, uses my phone as a front (i.e. its not even turned on), prefers a hole in the wall to 4th street, judges books by the covers, trusts no one completely, is not so new to town anymore, can read you like a book, is terrified of big brother, thinks my dogs live secret lives while Im at work, hates feet, knows whehre he stands, will never quit while hes ahead, and is pretty much never satisfied.
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Geschlecht:Männlich

Alter:46 Jahre alt

Land:Vereinigte Staaten von Amerika

Profilaufrufe:5.721

Subscribers:35

Total Videoaufrufe:13.925

Stadt:Elizabethtown

Sprachen:English

Persönlichen Angaben: Anzeigen

Rollenspiel:Sklave

Suchend:Weiblich, Männlich, Master

Beziehung:Single

Kinder:Ja und wir wohnen nicht zusammen

Ausbildung:Collage

Religion:Christlich

Rauchen:Gelegentlich

Trinken:Niemals

Angemeldet:12. März 2013 (vor 4.556 Tagen)

Aussehen: Anzeigen

Ethnizität:Weiß

Körper:Durchschnitt

Größe:72 in

Gewicht:84 kg

Haarlänge:Mittellange

Haarfarbe:Braune

Augenfarbe:Braune

Zu meiner Person:

just ask .Dont bother talking to me if your entire profile is nothing but song lyrics. If you can't even think of something to say in this tiny box, I doubt you can keep my attention for more than 20 seconds anyway. Do us both a favor. Dont bother if you: are married (if your hubby cant trust you, why would I?), dont have all of your teeth, your profile pic is of you and a room full of "smoke," yOu TYpe lIkE ThIs, or if youre opening line is where do i know you from? Oh...and if your username includes any or all of the following, dont even bother: hottie,sexy,babygirl,or lonely! Seriously, I wont even answer. Im a guy who Has been told hes the funniest person around, laughs for no reason, cares what you think but youll never know it, loves& values a lot of things you wouldnt understand, assumes youre a complete douchebag until you prove me wrong, uses my phone as a front (i.e. its not even turned on), prefers a hole in the wall to 4th street, judges books by the covers, trusts no one completely, is not so new to town anymore, can read you like a book, is terrified of big brother, thinks my dogs live secret lives while Im at work, hates feet, knows whehre he stands, will never quit while hes ahead, and is pretty much never satisfied.Mehr anzeigen